Jokes

              
       
       
Q: How do oceans say hello to each other?  
A: They wave! Colton

Q: What do you call a happy cowboy? 
A: A jolly rancher. Hunter

Q: What happens to a frogs car when it brakes down
A: It gets toad away.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.
Q: How do trees access the internet?
A: They log in. Lauren

Q: What did the dog say to the tree?
A: Bark  Ryland

Q: What's the key to open a bone?
 A: A Husky!  Michelle

Q: What is the difference between a Teacher and a train?
A: Teachers say spit out your gum,  trains say chew chew chew! Sarah

Q: Why was the elephant late for the airport?
A: Because he spent too much time packing his trunk! Kyle

knock knock
who's there?
interrupting cow
interrupting cow who
--moo-- Charlotte

Q: Why did the picture go to jail
A: Because it was framed. Madison


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